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    Well cuz, I was stuck in a funk but I believe i'm past it now.

    I had printed out your map wish list and put it on my sheet holder next to my mapping pc and would read it whenever i took a break from working on another map. I kept reading it over and over and over. "Fires of Hell", "Dark Thingy w/ pretty flowers", JumpPads AND Water Slides (There are no water slides anywhere in UT I believe, but for you cuz I will do it). Then I started hearing the Twilight Zone music whenever I read it so I knew I had to take drastic measures to come up with some kind of idea for your map. So I went to the store and bought me a can of sardines in mustard sauce. I ate the sardines with some Cheese-It white cheddar crackers (they're the best but I have to get the ones with extra fat). Then I crawled naked into bed and pulled the sheet over my head and made a sort of tent. Then I lubed up Little Joey with the leftover sardine mustard sauce. The stench was horrible. Then I concentrated so hard I almost got a head ache. After about what seemed like forever but was really only about 3 minutes of lubing and concentrating...BAM! It came to me in a sudden rush that made me feel warm all over. I quickly got up and jotted down the ideas I had envisioned and a little drawing.

    So I think I can start on your map as soon as I get 4 maps ready to post on Map Raider and get them posted. Probably a couple of weeks.

    That's about how long it's gonna take for the sardine smell to go away.

    Later cuz
    "I tried to think but nuttin' happened."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HTM~BullyBob View Post
    Well cuz, I was stuck in a funk but I believe i'm past it now.

    I had printed out your map wish list and put it on my sheet holder next to my mapping pc and would read it whenever i took a break from working on another map. I kept reading it over and over and over. "Fires of Hell", "Dark Thingy w/ pretty flowers", JumpPads AND Water Slides (There are no water slides anywhere in UT I believe, but for you cuz I will do it). Then I started hearing the Twilight Zone music whenever I read it so I knew I had to take drastic measures to come up with some kind of idea for your map. So I went to the store and bought me a can of sardines in mustard sauce. I ate the sardines with some Cheese-It white cheddar crackers (they're the best but I have to get the ones with extra fat). Then I crawled naked into bed and pulled the sheet over my head and made a sort of tent. Then I lubed up Little Joey with the leftover sardine mustard sauce. The stench was horrible. Then I concentrated so hard I almost got a head ache. After about what seemed like forever but was really only about 3 minutes of lubing and concentrating...BAM! It came to me in a sudden rush that made me feel warm all over. I quickly got up and jotted down the ideas I had envisioned and a little drawing.

    So I think I can start on your map as soon as I get 4 maps ready to post on Map Raider and get them posted. Probably a couple of weeks.

    That's about how long it's gonna take for the sardine smell to go away.

    Later cuz
    First off Bob, I damn near pissed myself reading this update(ok maybe a little you know yellow in the front brown in the rear) do what you do man...second...I Always appreciate what you do! You are one of he best mappers I have ever met bro! Let me know if you need to have it tested when you get to it.
    Wake up and smell the corruption!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HTM~BullyBob View Post
    Then maybe we should change the name from "Global" to "Continental" or as we say here in the south "Cuntinental". The new badge would say "Cunt Mod".

    Have a sucker Min.
    Lmao!

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    BullyBob, you are absolutely hilarious sometimes. :P

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    Timbo ruined me with eatting corn dogs, now sardines are off the list two. Well at least the ones in mustard sauce.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HTM|Minion View Post
    Timbo ruined me with eatting corn dogs, now sardines are off the list two. Well at least the ones in mustard sauce.

    You can also achieve the same effects with a can of Petite Smoked Oysters.

    I can't remember exactly what i did to motivate myself for Foo's map but I know it involved a Baby Ruth candy bar and a solid white Chihuahua.
    "I tried to think but nuttin' happened."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HTM~YourImagination View Post
    BullyBob, you are absolutely hilarious sometimes. :P

    And just what exactly do you mean by "sometimes"? Even my farts are funny. I like to stand up from my chair when I feel a fart coming on, then fart, and then sit down quickly. That way my face is in the precise place that the fart was let go. Breath in deeply, and thank the Gods that its my fart and not someone elses. Know what I mean?
    "I tried to think but nuttin' happened."

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