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    A boy who was desperate to “power up” after watching “Transformers” started drinking gasoline in emulation of the mechanical heroes of the film, suffering permanent brain damage as a result.

    The boy, a 14-year-old schoolboy apparently enjoyed good grades and was good with machines, perhaps explaining his fascination with Transformers.

    His parents running a shop selling lighters, he found himself with ready access to lighter fluid, which he began covertly snuffing, in spite of being caught several times. Soon he progressed to filching gasoline in bottles and using the vapors to get high with.

    All this apparently took its toll on his cognitive faculties, and soon he hatched upon a scheme based on his viewing of Transformers. Seeing that his mechanical heroes gained power from fuel, he too resolved to try this, and began stealing fuel in mineral water bottles, which he would drink habitually.

    Eventually his theft came to light, and he was taken to see a doctor, where it was discovered that he could no longer perform simple sums and appeared to have developed a severe mental disability.

    Doctors found him to have become addicted to gasoline, the lead content of which entered his body, causing brain damage. He was subsequently hospitalized in order to curb his addiction.

    When asked why he imbibed the fuel, he said only “Because I wanted to power up.”
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    There's a saying in my business... "You can't fix stupid".

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    • #3

      Parenting fail.
      Mind as muscle, Body as energy, Spirit as thought.
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        Ahh,another client.We'll get the room ready.This is the first I've heard using gas to do it but we have several that found other chemicals to get the same results,tis sad really,not much ya can do for the down right stupid.
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          Kids these days, jeeesus. Why can't they get high on normal drugs like normal people, but nooo we have to drink gas and huff lighter fluid or OD on cough syrup ffs. Here kid, try this LSD, it will definitely power you up lawl.

          No, you can't fly... you fucking noob, sit down... gah...
          Mind as muscle, Body as energy, Spirit as thought.
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